Saturday, 23 April 2016

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

The worst of the bad pickup lines make for the very best laughs

--9th one make you ROFL

"Do you have mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them." Insert eyeroll here. All of us have heard a cheesy pickup line or two in our day, but we grilled our pals — and scoured the web — to find the 10 absolute worst pickup lines ever. Where do they make these guys? Their mothers must be proud.

1. "Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

2. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

3. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"


4. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."


5. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."


6. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

7. "My doctor told me I'm missing vitamin U. Can you help me?"

8. "Go on; feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material."

9. "Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."

10. "OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"


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